Vol. I  ·  An ongoing publication  ·  By Seraphina Graves Greenwashing · Energy · Products · Policy
What this is A blog about greenwashing — how it works, who benefits, and what's actually worth your money and attention. Written by someone who works in sustainability and is tired of the gap between what companies say and what they do.
The premise The original Satanic Panic was a moral hysteria about a threat that didn't exist. The inversion is the point: the threat is real, and nobody's panicking enough.
The format Some posts are reported. Some are reactions. Some are just questions worth sitting with. Occasionally, things worth buying. All of it is honest.
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We were told to
calm down.
We respectfully decline.

There's a version of sustainability content that asks you to feel good about switching to bamboo toothbrushes while corporations buy paper certificates that let them keep burning coal. That's not what this is.

The original Satanic Panic was a moral hysteria about a threat that didn't exist. We named ourselves after it because the inversion is the point: the threat is real, and nobody's panicking enough.

This is a blog about greenwashing — how it works, who benefits, and what's actually worth your time and money. Written by someone who works inside the sustainability industry and knows exactly how the sausage gets made.

"Satanic Panic Organics exists because the gap between what companies say and what they actually do has gotten so wide it deserves its own zip code."

— Seraphina Graves, Founder
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